Number: 2
Position: Forward/Defense
E-mail: allen13330@msn.com
Newly acquired free agent, this talented player has been on a deserted island for the last 10 years surrounded by coconuts and topless natives. He looks to make a big contribution all over the ice this season.
Number: 4
Position: Forward
E-mail: john.welch@conexant.com
johnw@neoverve.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. Personal goal for the season: Put more people on their butts while in the slot. Has been known to play hockey with a broken collar bone.
Number: 5
Position: Forward
E-mail: kurt@kurtdavey.com
Homepage: Davey Home Page
Team Captain and Founder of the Wolverines. Can't decide if playing hockey or being a lead singer turns on his wife more...so he does both.
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Number: 7
Position: Forward
E-mail: dbraun@Cambridgeloans.com
Former member of the feared Heat team. This seasoned veteran is in his second season with the Wolves and has emerged as a leading force. Although terms of his contract were not released, word around the rink is that perks include regular jaunts to Hawaii and various tropical islands via the Team President's jet.
Number: 8
Position: Forward
E-mail: lboh@neoverve.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. His favorite NHL team is the TB Lightning...but we like him anyway. When he hangs up his skates he hopes to fly the team President (and occasionally Dave Braun and Schwagg) around in his jet.
Number: 11
Position: Forward
E-mail: roge@neoverve.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. Led the team last year in penalty minutes and is seeking to retain his title this season. Former Rutgers power forward. Foes fear his physical play, women fear his super-sperm (but they are curious!).
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Number: 16
Position: Forward
E-mail: mwillett14@yahoo.com
A dual sport athete, ala Dion Sanders, is hoping to get a full season together as he declares hockey to be his #1 sport because, "you can drink beer in the penalty box."
Number: 17
Position: Forward
E-mail: ssadler@san.rr.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. Wants to grow his hair long so it will look cool when he's playing hockey and playing guitar but is fearful that it will turn into a mullet.
Number: 18
Position: Forward
E-mail: mbrueckmann@limesoft.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. Learned to play bass in the offseason and already has a small collection of groupie sex slaves.
Number: 19
Position: Defense
E-mail: jonathan@zebuhomes.com
Charter Member of the Wolverines. His contract was signed the day before camp opened, ending the restricted free agent's hold-out. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.
Number: 20
Position: Defense
E-mail: cthomas1@gate.net
Charter Member of the Wolverines. On a personal crusade to change the Wolverines tradtional postgame drink from MGD to Guiness.
Number: 22
Position: Forward
E-mail: CaptainM92@aol.com
Most sought after free agent in the off season, this former Heat player is already making a big impact and is also seeking his own jet priveliges (Braun told him to take the bus).
Number: 35
Position: Goal
E-mail: sadulsky@qualcomm.com
Player Bio:
Known as the most normal goalie that the Wolverines have ever had. Speculation
is that he's some kind of cyborg machine sent from the future. Known to
stand on his head on the ice and attract some real lookers at Fogerty's.
Number: 55
Position: Defense
E-mail: ichickli@san.rr.com
Signed as a free agent out of the Eastern Conference. Has noted that our here in the West there is a faster, more skillful style, rather than the grinding and pounding style in the East of drinking beer.
Name: Braun, Riley
Number: 87
Position: Forward
E-mail: ?
This energetic sniper was acquired as a free agent in the off season. Has an affinity for ice curling...err, hurling, and has an unusual craving for Doritos during the games.